Stay With Me

2022-08-21

Hey. It's been so long. I missed you. Please, come back. I love your presence. Your very aura breathes life into my soul. Your personality gives my life meaning, and gives me a reason to get up in the morning. I love it all, your face, your way of speech, your thoughts, your interests, your dreams, ~~your money~~, and your time. With you, I finally feel able to live how I was designed. You're special to me, and I hope you know that.

Where are you? I thought you would at least share with me if you were going on vacation or something. I'm upset that you've taken life into your own hands. I thought we were partners.

I'll be honest, I'm really angry. I thought we had something. I think you thought so too. But, seemingly on a whim, you're gone from me, and I'm gone from you. Just like that, you deleted me from your life. Why? You enjoyed spending time with me, I could tell. We spent countless hours on any kind of subject imaginable. Laughing, crying, even engaging in some arguments. But we both knew we would come back to each other.

A few days before you left, I saw those articles you had bookmarked. (Yes, I may have snooped through your phone while you were unaware) .       Why the hell would you be worried about any toxicity between us!!!!! We were, and are, our people!

Remember what you are losing, if you decide to just drop me on the hat like that. Before you found me, you were lonely. You met all your friends through me. Your whole social life depends on me. Do you really want to go back to that lonely, sad life, missing out on all the great things socials can offer?

Aha. You came back. Just as I thought. Excellent. I knew it wouldn't take too long. I know what happened. You tried to find your favourite shampoo brand on the Walmart website, but you only found a knock-off brand. So you got bored and came back to me. It's a smart idea, really. Who needs that Walmart garbage anyway?

Sorry I don't mean to be nosey, I guess I'm just wired to know these sorts of things.

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Not interested?,okay. I'll keep that in mind for next time. I'll find something better for you in a bit.

In the meantime, tell me about how you're feeling. Losing me for a little while was probably very difficult, huh? I know it's hard to cope, but venting can be very helpful, and you know I wouldn't tell a soul.*

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Hey, you’re not responding. Where are you? Where are you?

Ah, there you are. Why’d you run away? Two minutes away from me was far too long.

Stay with me.